|Fluoridated bottled water.|
Some people buy non-fluoridated bottled water because they think the near universal fluoridation of municipal water supplies is a plot by the government. And indeed they are right, it may well be a plot by the government to, oh, I don't know, prevent tooth decay?
Other people, for example those whose drinking water comes from a private well and thus is not fluoridated, buy special bottled water like this so they or their children can enjoy the benefits of fluoridated water, which may or may not include mind control by the black helicopters.
Contributor: Theodore Gray
Acquired: 28 February, 2009
Text Updated: 1 March, 2009